Dirt Nap Nuggets
Their last meal. Served underground.
Moles live on worms and grubs. So we're cooking up one last menu item. Dirt Nap Nuggets are bait built for the underground diner: drop them into an active run, close the hole, and let room service handle the rest. He eats. He crawls back into the dark. He doesn't come back out. The tunnels go quiet. The lawn heals. Nobody holds a funeral.
- Placed directly in the tunnel, where only the target dines
- Hazmat-black, child-resistant tub (planned)
- Pairs with the Molehawk for a two-front war
Final formulation, active ingredient, and EPA registration are pending. Full label directions, precautions, and first-aid statements will be published here before sale. Rodenticides are poisons: keep them away from children, pets, and wildlife. The label is the law.
Spec sheet
| Format | Nuggets (obviously) |
|---|---|
| Active ingredient | TBD, EPA registration pending |
| Application | Directly into active tunnels |
| Target | Moles |
| Container | Child-resistant tub (planned) |
| Last words | None recorded |
FAQ
When does it launch?
When the label is final and the paperwork is stamped. Poison is the one thing we don't joke about shipping early.
Is it safe around my dog?
It's a poison, so treat it like one. Bait goes inside the tunnel, never on the surface. Follow the final product label exactly. Full guidance ships with the product.
Why "Nuggets"?
Because "Lethal Subterranean Bait Pellets" tested poorly with focus groups. The moles loved it, briefly.
Can I use it with the Molehawk?
Yes. Bait one run, trap another. A two-front war. They won't know which tunnel is safe. None of them are.
